You know, for their relationship to basically be the non-melanated version of How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson damn sure do spend a lot of time together. To my knowledge when you have a fuck buddy, as Kate supposedly claims that’s all Pete is in the first place, you kind of spend time with them between the midnight hour and 6am because who wants to be bothered dating someone you’re just using for sex? That’s a waste of money and gas. But I guess Kate also enjoys non-sexual interaction with Pete as well because recently the two of them were spotted out looking more like a couple than booty call friends.
Pete and Kate are ramping up their PDA by showing everyone they’re the best homie-lover-friends of 2019. According to People, Kate and Pete were seen in New York City holding hands leaving an after-party following this past weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live. Awww, how sweet, though I’m sure Pete was holding Kate’s hand to guide her to an awaiting boudoir where the two of them could play a late-night round of Spank Me Naughty Schoolmarm. However, after a breakfast of bangers and mash (because it sounds filthy), Pete and Kate then decided to have an official date in the light by attending a hockey match .
Less than 24 hours after the pair were spotted holding hands outside an afterparty for Saturday Night Live in New York City, the rumored flames wrapped their arms around each other before taking in a hockey game at Madison Square Garden, where the Washington Capitals would go on to defeat the New York Rangers, 3-2.
During the game, Kate and Pete salivated all over each other which causes me to give her major side-eye because I was under the impression this was just an itch for her cougar ass to claw away at.
Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale Kiss and Share Laughs During Hockey Game in N.Y.C. https://t.co/tbZfheSKcS
— People (@people) March 4, 2019
And the look on Antonio from Queer Eye’s face says it all:
We are all Antoni Porowski. pic.twitter.com/0zleNypnuh
— Emer Kenny (@MissEmerKenny) March 4, 2019
But I might be wrong about these two because People also reports that when asked what Kate’s ideal man looks like during an NYC event to celebrate her gracing the cover of DuJour Magazine she replied with, “Funny. I like funny.” Well I guess Pete has laughed you right out of those drawls and possibly into a relationship? Although it could still be an act because whenever I see pictures of the two of them Pete always looks like he won the final round of Jeopardy with a face that screams, “God this English chick is hot!”, while Kate’s either hiding her face or looking away from the cameras like, “Pay me no mind y’all, I’m just here for the dick.”