2016’s “Hot Slut of the Year” (and the only Republican talking head many of us liberal snowflakes can actually abide) Ana Navarro, 47, is now a married lady. The TV truth-teller, CNN talking head and twitter wit married lawyer/lobbyist (and former Florida GOP party chairman) Al Cardenas, 71, in Miami yesterday. We’re still waiting on word of whether or not Ana’s face of shock over Trump lying was maid of honor or if the word “pussy” made it into their wedding vows.
People en Español reports that Ana and Al were married at the Indian Creek Country Club (“a private/island municipaility”) in Miami Beach. Guests included CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon, Eva Longoria, Gloria Estefan, Mitt Romney, and some of the ladies from The View! (Ana co-hosts on Fridays.)
Ana’s made a name for herself as a non-nonsense Republican “Never Trump”-er who routinely disintegrates his supporters on the news networks. A favorite of CNN, one of her most famous moments was when she repeatedly shrieked “PUSSY!!!” at a pearl-clutching blonde lady live on the network to demonstrate her outrage over the Access Hollywood Trump tape.
Ana made sure her wedding was a no-politics day and, like me on my wedding day, was worried she wouldn’t fit into her dress. Which is why I wore the male version of Spanx. I wasn’t wearing a dress but the Spanx part is true.
We’re getting married today!
I’m in no-politics zone. If something big happens, pls send messenger pigeon.
Excited. Nervous. Humbled by the love & support and friends who’ve traveled far & wide to be here. Worried I won’t be able to breath in the dress.😳#NavarroCardenasAtLast
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) March 2, 2019
For a taste of the fiery hot chemistry between these Trump-hating lovebirds, check out their appearance together at Harvard University’s Institute of Politics last year. Nothing gets these two moister than Al being there to watch Ana publicly shitting on the president. That came out really wrong and created an unfortunate mental picture. Apologies.
And for those that would like to send them a gift, they’re still registered at Macy’s. Don’t even think about getting them the tidbit plate. That’s what I got them. Go with the gift card.