Martha Stewart’s Getting Into The Weed Business

Martha Stewart’s manufactured friendship with Snoop Dogg has really been paying dividends. We already know this jailbird isn’t afraid to act on a hot tip from a friend if it’ll cover her cashmere budget for the year. So it should come as no surprise that Martha’s about to fuck with the Canadian cannabis company that distributes Snoop’s “Leafs by Snoop” line of weed for her own brand of CBD products.

According to The AP:

The domestic diva said Thursday she is partnering with Canopy Growth Corp. to assist in developing new products that contain non-psychoactive CBD and other hemp-derived cannabinoids.

First to come will be offerings for pets. Stewart didn’t specify what those products might be.

Gwyneth Paltrow is probably steaming right now that Martha got the scoop on her again! If Goop doesn’t have her own line of CBD infused tampons on the site by this time next week, heads are gonna roll (although the site does have a “Cannabis-Boutique First-Timer“ guide, and a post about CBD infused cocktails).

I love how Martha’s being careful to not come out the gate with actual THC weed that gets you high like her buddy Snoop. These rich ladies, for whom Nantucket is more than just the set-up for a sweaty limerick, sure love their CBD oil. It’s become country club acceptable for treating social anxiety in small breed dogs and and helping Mimsy get back to to sleep after waking up in the middle of the night having had a few too many Pimm’s Cups over brunch. But they still won’t talk about Chad selling weed and Oxy to half the freshman dorm at Dartmouth. But the needle is moving. Maybe it won’t be long now before we see Martha giving blunt rolling demonstrations, and offering more stoner food hacks, on Good Morning America.

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