The skeletons are falling out of Jordyn Woods closet post-Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. Or rather, Kris Jenner is playing on her demonic flute and calling the skeletons to march out of Jordyn’s closet one after the other to keep the publicity generating, as it is now being reported that Jordyn once hooked up with Khloé’s ex, basketball player James Harden.
Us Weekly is saying that Jordyn may be trying to take Khloé Kardashian’s life because she has gone after two of her sloppy seconds. A source says that once upon a time, Jordyn got up on James Harden: “Jordyn did hook up with James Harden after Khloé dated him first.” The source made sure to mention that Khloé is not getting cheated on by every guy she dates as the source says that she was “not with him at the time.”
36-year-old Khloé met 29-year-old James at Kanye West’s birthday party back in 2015 and dated for less than a year. Khloe knew Jordyn got with James and didn’t think it was an issue until Jordyn started going after current boyfriends and not ex-ones. The source says:
“Khloé knew that that happened before this Tristan Thompson fiasco. That’s not news to her… It wasn’t an issue at the time, but it does show now that Jordyn has a history of omitting facts and crossing lines.”
Yet another source (Kris has many demon imps at her disposal) says that Jordyn is a serial liar and at first “denied” hooking up with James after being “confronted” by Khloé.
And yet another insider (I sure hope these demon imps have better working conditions than oompa loompas) says that Jordyn made a “preemptive call” to Khloé the morning after she helped Tristan fulfill his cheating-hoe needs. She claimed to have slept over at Tristan’s home “to make sure none of the girls stayed over.” Suuuuuure, Jan. And the straight guys on Grindr who are stepping out on their wives to get their dicks sucked in an alley are just going out to buy some milk. At first Jordyn denied everything when confronted but she “eventually broke down and admitted that the hookup happened.”
Insiders are also still talking about how sad this all is for poor richest girl in the world, Kylie Jenner because she is losing one of her only friends: “She doesn’t have a lot of friends and, honestly, can’t because of her lifestyle, so she has latched onto Jordyn.” Can’t because of her lifestyle? Hire a friend, bitch! You are a billionaire! Sis, what?
Can’t wait to see if Jordyn mentioned this on her upcoming Red Table Talk but we’ll sure find out. Meanwhile, Kris Jenner will be whispering to the skeletons and seeing what other secrets she can shake out of Jordyn’s past to benefit off of. I just hope this doesn’t give more reason for Khloé to be the next Bachelorette. They love a sad back story and Khloé’s got that in spades.