Towel Cat Is January’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Sure, Towel Cat doesn’t have the bank account of Grumpy Cat, the icon status of Maru, or the millions of Instagram followers that Nela Cat™ has, but this hot bitch has something they will never have: the title of Hot Slut of January 2019! And above is Towel making a face that clearly says, “Can’t you tell that I’m bursting with happiness on the inside over winning such an illustrious title?

It only took Towel Cat rebelliously swatting folded towels in a 30 second video to win you all over, but hey, that’s a true talent compared to what we usually post on this site. Towel Cat won 34% of your votes, taking down The Texas Walmart Blossom (32%), The Fiji Water Girl (25%), and Bad Chiitan (9%).

In case you need to be reminded why Towel Cat is our current reigning HSOTM, here’s Towel Cat being a Bed, Bath and Beyond employee’s biggest nightmare by knocking down towels and not giving even half a fuck while doing so.

A member of the animal kingdom hasn’t won Hot Slut of the Year since STAINS in 2009, so will Towel Cat be the one to finally take the crown? Maybe, that’s if Towel Cat’s nemesis Marie Kondo doesn’t toss ’em into the donation bin after declaring TC doesn’t spark joy.

Pic: YouTube

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