We already knew Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady share weird as fuck diets of no sugar, no strawberries, and basically no fun. Given the no fun in their day-to-day life, it should come as no shock they wouldn’t have any fun gearing up for their tenth anniversary today. That must be it because how else can you explain them sharing a jet from Los Angeles to Boston yesterday with Robert Kraft, the Patriots owner who got busted in a sex trafficking sting!?!?!
TMZ says they caught Tom, Gisele and Bob all getting off a private jet in Boston Monday morning. Tom and Gisele don’t exactly seem like the type to fly JetBlue, and a private jet is a private jet – so I don’t fault them for riding with the boss man. What’s a little crazy is how Tom gave Bobby Boy a hug on the tarmac. Everyone seemed all smiles, so this screams like a staged photo-op of Patriots unity. If that didn’t convince you, there was also footage of Tom loading his own luggage into the car. Ha! Yeah, I don’t buy any of this.
Tom Brady and Robert Kraft Hug It Out Amid Prostitution Casehttps://t.co/pYj0MdjxLZ
— TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) February 25, 2019
Robert was named as one of a slew of johns who frequented the Orchids of Asia “spa” in Jupiter, Florida. He was charged yesterday, and the police down there claim they have video evidence. It gets even dicier for him since the spa is reportedly an outpost of a global human trafficking ring, so Tom and Gisele had a certainly colorful start to their anniversary week! I mean, it’s not like Tom is known for having great taste in friends.
On a lighter note, it’s been ten years since Tom got with Gisele and shortly finding out that his ex Bridget Moynahan was pregnant. It seems like just yesterday when the bodyguards hired for their Costa Rican wedding went WAY over the top and shot at paparazzi, but Tom and Gis took to social media to be those annoying love-gushing people:
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Ten years ago, I didn’t realize how much I could love you and the family we created together. My heart is so full and I am so blessed! I know our journey has not been easy, but the challenges we have overcome have made our bond stronger and our love grow deeper. Thank you for loving me, for supporting my dreams, and for nurturing our family in the way that only you could. You are my rock, my love and my light! I love you and I love our family! 🌟❤️😍 #bosslady
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I can’t believe it’s already been 10 years since we’ve chosen to walk this life together… and what incredible 10 years we’ve had! There is nothing that I love more in this world than you and our family. Thank you for being on this journey with me and for doing the work that it takes to make it so special. May we continue growing together, walking side by side supporting and loving one another for many many years to come. Te amo tanto❤ Não acredito que já faz 10 anos desde que nós escolhemos andar juntos nesta vida … e que incríveis 10 anos nós tivemos! Não há nada nesse mundo que eu ame mais que você e nossa família. Obrigada por estar nessa jornada comigo e por se dedicar para torná-la tão especial. Que possamos continuar crescendo juntos, caminhando lado a lado, apoiando e amando um ao outro por muitos e muito anos. Te amo tanto.
Tom recognized in his post that things haven’t always been great, and, no, they certainly haven’t. Hell, Gisele has even said so herself. I’m mainly here for him calling her #bosslady, which confirms my suspicions all along that she’s the top in that relationship…or she makes more money than him. Nah, it’s definitely about how she’s a top.