Night Crumbs
A new trailer for FX’s Fosse/Verdon, a series about the messy relationship of Broadway star Gwen Verdon and Bob Fosse, is out, and my body is now as flaccid as a drunk dick in winter, because every gay bone in my body (and that’s every bone) shook with excitement and broke while watching it. I mean, the wigs and eyebrow situations alone… – Lainey Gossip
R. Kelly is back on the loose after posting bail and terrorizing a McDonald’s near you – Celebitchy
“Let’s go with another porn-sounding name” screamed Robin Thicke and his girlfriend April Love Geary when naming their new daughter Lola Thicke – Just Jared
What in slutty Italian toddler at a mobster’s funeral HELL is Chloe Sevigny wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
Halsey looks like the Wendy’s girl after the Wendy’s girl discovered Hot Topic – Popoholic
Miley Cyrus in boy drag looks like a Billy Ray Cyrus version of a My Buddy doll – Towleroad
For a millisecond, I thought this was Justin Bieber letting his hair down in a bra – Hollywood Tuna
The surefire way to make sure you’re talking to Octavia Spencer and not being scammed by Sherri Shepherd is to ask her if the world is round or flat, and if her answers starts with an F, you know who you’re talking to – SOW
Pic: FX