Night Crumbs

February 25, 2019 / Posted by:

When you’re rich, fancy, and famous, you can sashay by a “No Shirt, No Service” sign with nothing but a bra and a basic ass skirt on. That’s what Zoe Kravitz did at last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party. But Zoe’s bra was 18k gold, made by Tiffany & Co., and cost $24,000. The bad thing about wearing a $24,000 bra is that you probably have to prepare for bodyguards to throw themselves on your chichis if somebody tries to snatch it. But the good thing about wearing a $24,000 bra is that it’s probably made of good gold, so it won’t make your nipples look Shrek’s by turning them green – Just Jared

Charlize Theron served Under His Eye blandness by looking like a Commander’s wife at the Oscars – Lainey Gossip

Emma Stone is looking like a glitter-dipped stroopwafel from space – Popoholic

That chlorine-dried after pool hair trend won’t die. Case in point: Miley CyrusHollywood Tuna

That looks less like Kevin Hart and more like the Leprechaun from Leprechaun on meth (“So you’re telling me then that it looks just like Kevin Hart?” – you)  – Towleroad

I can’t see Candice Swanepoel’s hard nips in this pic, because my eyes are glued to that gorgeous Dress Barn belt from the 90s – Drunken Stepfather

Krysten Ritter is having a baby – SOW

If you have to go an Alice In Wonderland-themed S&M party and also butcher the dead bodies your husband brought you to make meat pies out of, wear what Rachel Weisz wore to the Oscars – Celebitchy

BURN THE OSCARS DOWN!!!!!!!!! – Broadway World

Pic: Wenn.com

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