Olivia Colman Gives Good Speech
Picture this: Pip Close holding his ass up at the TV and farting at the screen when his human lost to Olivia Colman!
I was secretly hoping that 7th time would be a charm for Glenn Close, but Olivia Colman deserved it for her delivery of the perfect line “I like it when she puts her tongue inside of me” in The Favourite. And she proved she deserved it with her perfection speech that was a mixture of messy, charming, and funny. It was a perfect speech, but on the other hand, if Glenn Close won, she definitely would’ve delivered a perfect speech by saying, “I’d like to thank Pip Close and Pip Close alone. Goodnight.”
Watch Olivia Colman's endearingly shell-shocked acceptance speech for Best Actress #Oscars pic.twitter.com/l1RI0pIf3t
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And as for what Glenn Close was thinking when Olivia shouted her out, she was definitely thinking, “I can’t believe I wore gold. Fuck me and fuck all the bitches saying I was the frontrunner.”
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