The cheating “scandal” which has been continuing to generate press for the Kardashians–and also maintains Kris Jenner‘s life-span through the deal she made with Beelzebub–has an update. After she helped to ruin Khloé Kardashian‘s TOTALLY HAPPY relationship with Tristan Thompson, it seems that Jordyn Woods is all kinds of sorry, and she is trying so hard to apologize for all the damage she has caused… and the lucrative lifestyle she has lost herself.
People is reporting that 21-year-old Jordyn is “really distraught” over all the drama of the last few days and having to move out of BFF Kylie Jenner‘s house. She wants to fix her error in judgment and has been trying to apologize to the family. A source (Kris Jenner’s most trusted demonic imp helper) says:
“Jordyn has been trying to reach out to Khloé, Kylie and everyone else in the family to apologize… She wants to apologize and make everything right.”
The source says Jordyn “knows she made a mistake” which is a conclusion she came to after realizing that her severance package from the Kardashian Koven was just a plastic bag filled with Khloé’s old filler. I mean, not even Kim’s? What a rip-off.
The source went on: “She’s completely remorseful. She spent the whole night crying with her mom and sister.” Which is the same thing I would do if I just alienated myself from the wealthiest, most famous family in all of Southern California.
Jordyn isn’t the only one taking this hard. Kylie is apparently beside herself with sadness over being betrayed by her bestie/babysitter. Now she’ll have to convince another black person to genuinely like her:
“For Kylie, it’s much more difficult. She has basically lost part of her world… She is very, very upset. She always trusted Jordyn with everything.”
And now she trusts Jordyn with nothing. When she was leaving Kylie’s house, security was standing over her as she packed to make sure Jordyn didn’t swipe any of her jewels or the hyaluronic injections Kylie keeps in cold storage.
Page Six says Jordyn herself has sort of spoken about the incident, when she attended a launch event for her new line of Eylure false eyelashes and said:
“Thank you guys for coming out and supporting me through everything that’s going on… It’s been real.”
Welp, Jordyn you done fucked all the way up. You could have lived the life, sis! You could have been just one-degree of separation from all the tackiness and still benefited from all the undeserved wealth! What a poor choice. I mean, it’s hard to come back after the Kardashians sacrifice you on the altar to their publicity-hungry gods. But in case they never forgive you, you could always switch sides and join Blac Chyna in her unholy war against them? The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?