Afternoon Crumbs
In news that is almost older than the sinking of the Titanic itself, Reba McEntire was on Watch What Happens Live! last night and talked about how she almost played the role of Molly Brown in Titanic, but dreaded scheduling conflicts meant she had to drop out, and as we know, the role went to Kathy Bates. Reba as Molly Brown wouldn’t have made sense anyway. Because during the voyage, she’d definitely bust out Fancy on the deck, which would cause all of the icebergs around them to melt from the hotness of it all, and she’d unknowingly save the day! – SOW
It looks like Gisele Bundchen pulled both her face and the sheets off the bed for this look – Lainey Gossip
In case you didn’t think it was possible for Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance to get ickier, just picture Jabba the Trump fapping to it… – Pajiba
If you happen to be a spaceship pilot from the future and are caught in a snowstorm, but also suffering from overheated nips and crotch, just wear this high fashion foolery that Bella Hadid is working – Drunken Stepfather
The trailer for Jordan Peel’s Twilight Zone reboot needs more Talking Tina – Towleroad
What in rejected En Vogue performance pants from the 90s HELL is Olivia Munn wearing? – Popoholic
Calvin Klein should ask for a refund from Kendall Jenner, because they could’ve gotten more life, charisma and sexiness out of an overcooked Fettuccine noodle – Hollywood Tuna
File this under “Why are the peasants storming the palace today?!” – Celebitchy
Clark Gable III, the grandson of Clarke Gable, has died at the way, way, waaay too young age of 30 – Just Jared
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