After cheating allegations came out that Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson, who was in a shitty relationship with Kylie’s sister Khloe Kardashian, were playing an aggressive pick-up game of tonsil hockey at a house party in L.A. on Sunday night, Jordyn has decided it’s best for her to move out of Kylie’s mansion. Translation: Kylie packed all of Jordyn’s things into a trash bag and threw it out the front door before kindly informing Jordyn she had to get the fuck out. And yes, I’m sure cameras were there to capture it all.
According to People Jordyn and Kylie were very close and this betrayal cuts deep like a needle filled with Botox to the face. Everyone was rooting for Jordyn to win but she ultimately became the biggest loser when she decided borrowing clothes from the Kardashians wasn’t enough so she was ready to borrow one of their men for a change of pace.
“It’s all a mess now. Everyone considered Jordyn family. She was like a family member and always invited everywhere,” the source said. “The family helped her and wanted her to be able to have a business venture too.”
Woods’ future relationship with the family — especially Kylie — remains uncertain.
“Jordyn has been like Kylie’s sister. They were inseparable, and always together,” the source said. “Jordyn often helped Kylie with Stormi. Kylie was always so excited to have Jordyn around. It seems Kylie isn’t sure what to do, but it seems impossible for her to keep Jordyn around.”
As of now Jordyn has moved back in with her mother, who was probably standing in the doorway waiting for her with her arms crossed like “You dumbass. How you fuck that up?” But I get it, Jordyn is only 21 and most people that age do dumb shit then regret it the next day. Plus, Tristan is notorious for passing his peen around like a blunt during a cypher on the front porch. The Kardashians weren’t surprised by his behavior at all.
“When they first started hearing on Monday that Tristan made out with Jordyn, no one really believed it,” said one source. “That Tristan would be inappropriate, yes everyone knows that he can’t behave, but that Jordyn would make out with him, it first seemed like a made up rumor.”
The first she shared may or may not be about Jordyn Woods, who Kardashian considered to be a trusted friend before the cheating drama. “The worst pain is gettin hurt by a person you explained your pain to,” it said.
The second she posted was a pep talk, presumably to herself and others going through similar heartbreak. “Somebody needs to hear this…That betrayal was your blessing!!!!” it read.
And the third could be interpreted as being to Tristan Thompson. It says: “If they ask you about me, tell them: ‘She was the only person that loved me with honesty, and I broke her.'”
Kardashian ended her Instagram Story series with a fourth post: an illustration of a woman shedding a single tear.
This completely real drama is far from over. Kris Jenner’s contract renewal with Satan isn’t going to be complete with a little cheating scandal. That’s amateur. So expect to hear about how Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras were rolling as Khloe and Jordyn got into a fight in the waiting room of an OBGYN’s office where they both waiting to get … wait for it… wait for it… an ultrasound scan to see the baby they made with Tristan. The perfect season finale cliffhanger.