Night Crumbs

Not to be outdone by current yodeling IT twink Shawn Mendes posing in Calvin Klein chonies, current IT piece of the internet Noah Centineo got half naked for CK underwear too. And while the internet shoots out a geyser of panty pudding over this, I’m on the sidelines wondering why those CK boxer briefs make his crotch look like a trackball mouse from the 90s? – Just Jared

And here’s auto-tune singing Tiny Dancer (with an appearance by Taron Egerton’s natural voice, I think) from Rocketman – Lainey Gossip

Not sure what’s exactly happening here, but I do know it’s a Darwin Award runner-up – Pajiba

And to think, this clip started out so delicious with all that In-N-Out… – Drunken Stepfather

In case you missed it, here’s Don Cheadle doing more for the trans community in a few seconds than Caitlyn Jenner has ever done – Towleroad

Who cares if Emily Blunt’s bow looks like a wrinkled and charred Flintstone bone, this IS the look and mostly because of her Wet ‘N Wild lipstick – Popoholic

Sean Bean can’t wait to bust a raw baby-making nut up into his fifth wife – Celebitchy

Cardi B declared that Black History Month has been fucked up thanks to Jussie Smollett – The Blemish

Pic: Instagram