First of all, for real? Hollywood Beauty Awards? I guess at this point the make-up artists and beauty teams in Hollywood deserve whatever awards they can get their hands on because it’s not like you can perform Photoshop in real life like it’s a spell from Harry Potter. And of course, what event surrounding image would be complete without an appearance from Kim Kartrashian in some ugly shit from the Haus of Look At Me. As usual, her smile was missing from her pictures as well as half of her damn outfit.
I don’t think there are too many more ways Kim can be naked without actually being naked from this point on because the dress, a vintage piece from designer Thierry Mugler, is just the kind of “LOOK AT ME!!” risque that Kim lives for. Basically, Kim’s wearing cloth straps across her tits with just enough remaining cloth so she can stick her leg out to trip hoes that aren’t a part of her team as they make their way to the stage.
Kim looks like an S&M escort from Mortal Kombat in this damn dress. Kim’s longtime hairstylist Chris Appleton was also in attendance because he was being honored for his contribution to the beauty industry. Kim also posted a video of the two of them on their way to the ceremony and Chris looks like he’s saying to himself “Bitch put the phone down for, like, two seconds!”
Entertainment Tonight reports that Kim presented Chris with the Hairdresser of the Year Award. So yeah, he was winning the award but made sure all eyes were on her and her suffocating silicone balls.
“I’m so excited to announce this award because I respect glam teams so much,” Kim said at the podium. “They give us life. They truly mean so much to me and so many people in the industry have become some of my closest friends.”
After Appleton picked up the award, Kim declared into the microphone, “This man changed my life, so I’m so proud of him!”
Uh, No, RAY J changed your life darling. See how quickly people forget who helped them along the way to the top?