Afternoon Crumbs

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

At Victoria Beckham’s fashion show in London, her 7-year-old daughter Harper Beckham showed up with an Anna Wintour-like ‘do and dared to sit near the Dark Priestess of Fashion, which David Beckham joked about in an Instagram Story. Sure, you might think that Anna Wintour would lose it over a child working her haircut and working it better, but I doubt it. Anna was too busy cackling over Posh being so desperate to get on the cover of American Vogue that she forced her daughter to get Anna’s haircut! – Celebitchy

Just when I was about to throw a side-eye over Hollywood making us think that Seth Rogen could get with Charlize Theron (even Charlize Theron in a two cent wig), I remembered that she humped on Sean Penn once – Lainey Gossip

Even Glamberace thrusting his silver leather-covered crotch while screeching out Bohemian Rhapsody can’t save this year’s Oscars – Towleroad

RIP to Lucifer and all of his minions, because I’m sure they all froze to death from Bella Thorne covering up with a turtleneck – Drunken Stepfather

The spirit of Miss Cleo must’ve taken over the body of a Starbucks marketing executive, because I’m just the kind of basic bitch who orders an iced Americano – OMG Blog

Why did I think this was Max Headroom in drag for a minute? – Popoholic

Prepare to cleanse your eyeballs with Ajax, because a Justin and Hailey Bieber reality shit show might be upon us – Reality Tea

This is why Marvel nerds cry today: Netflix canceled Jessica Jones and The PunisherJust Jared

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