Advertorial stunt queen Calvin Klein is no dummy when it comes to selecting the right model at the right time to shill his panties and scents. This is the same company who put Marky Mark up there in his drawers for the millisecond that he was hot until he, unfortunately, opened his mouth and spoke words, and we all learned about his racist attack. CK’s latest pick is Shawn Mendes. 20-year-old Shawn Mendes would seem to have figured out how to remove his clothing finally, and he’s sitting around in his boxer briefs for Calvin.
Here’s another shot of Shawn’s lost-Jonas-brother-looking ass in his Calvins:
— Shawn Mendes (@ShawnMendes) February 16, 2019
To which, many of us say, “Better than Bieber!” This is enough to distract us from automatically associating your last name with the crimson wave whenever we read or hear it. Your bulge is what will finally release you from period jokes! Now all you have to do is stop waxing your chest and you’ll be all set. Seriously, stop with the chest waxing. If God gave you a furry chest, let your masculinity present itself proudly. Unless you’ve got hairy nipples. You should nix those. That’s just a personal preference.
Pic: Twitter/Calvin Klein