Nico Tortorella Drank Hilary Duff’s Breast Milk

February 17, 2019 / Posted by:

In his on-going quest to be that much extra, Younger actor and polyamory activist Nico Tortorella drank his co-star Hilary Duff’s breast milk in an Instagram Story (via E!). There’s a lot to unpack here but the biggest takeaway is that Lizzie McGuire is well and truly dead for many of us after this sordid, lactose tolerant story.

E! reports that the cast of Younger was at a table read and Hilary was using her breast pump to express milk meant for 3-month-old daughter Banks Violet Bair when Nico decided to give it a try. And an adult male drinking breast milk didn’t happen unless it’s up on IG…

“I’m for real doing this right now,” he says in the clip, which he posted on his Instagram Story.

Even though the person typing this and many of you readers are nauseous from picturing Nico using his co-star as a human-bovine, he claimed to have really enjoyed his boob beverage.

“Mmm,” he says, after appearing to take a sip. “Oh my God, it is delicious!”

Hilary, who let him drink her mother’s milk so she’s to blame, summed it all up nicely. She also confirmed that it wasn’t a fake-out. Can THIS be the hoax as opposed to certain other crimes that might be?

“You’re a sicko, dude,” Duff replies.

Duff later posted on her own Instagram Story, “Actually he did that. Banks gonna be pissed.”

Hopefully Debi Mazar is calling the cops because this isn’t right at all.

“Banks” might be more pissed over the fact that her first name makes her sound like what Delta Delta Dildo calls the guy who turned his corner room in the frat house into a tiki bar. Yo, Banks! Got them roofies you said you had, broseph?

As for Nico, a little less attention-whoring, a little more standing nekkid on rocks, thank you. (Don’t try to read what he wrote or you’re going to get a contact high and what if you’re at work or something?)

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all love it is you. the idea of being full of yourself is looked down upon in the modern world. as i leave a week in the coastal jungles of costa rica working with shipibo healers and the master plant medicine ayahuasca, in deep gratitude i’m finding myself questioning said belief. today i am full of myself. i am full of the medicine that is i. full of the earth that builds me. the fire and water and air that is. the flesh and bone. the mind. the spirit. the past programming, present and future. the son and daughter, husband and wife, father and mother. the space between. the ability to know nothing at all and everything at the same time. the student. the master. the healing and the healer. the artwork. the storytelling. the nobody and the everybody. my cup runneth over with all that is myself. and all of it is you. all love it is i. all love it is you. @soltarahealingcenter #allofitisyou

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