Night Crumbs

In a #MeToo exposé from The New York Times that will fill you with the opposite of shock, several women, including his ex-wife Mandy Moore, have accused Ryan Adams of demanding sex while mentoring them and emotionally and verbally abusing them if they turned him down. Mandy thinks he really had a bad effect on her music career. So while Mandy Moore is working on that Alanis Morissette-like break-up album, Bryan Adams is probably going through his Twitter mentions wondering why everyone is calling him a fucking creep – Jezebel

The paps say this is Johnny Depp kissing a fetus-aged mystery woman in Belgrade, but are we sure he isn’t sucking the life force out of her…. which is what he does when he kisses, so I guess the paps are right  – Lainey Gossip

I so want to party in Octavia Spencer’s basement, even if she steals my earrings and runs me over with a truck afterward – Pajiba

Meanwhile, as her daddy kisses on some girl, who is probably around her age, Lily-Rose Depp is working some daytime chola lip liner in a selfie – Drunken Stepfather 

Last Call with Carson Daly, a show I didn’t know was still on, is not going to be on for much longer – Pajiba

All day long, I’ve been terrified of one thing and that one thing is pressing play on the trailer for Frozen 2 in fear of THAT SONG being in it, because I really don’t need THAT SONG camping in my brain for another 5 years – SOW

If Alexis Carrington really needed a devastating cocktail dress, and she only had a trash bag and some sequins, this is what she would come up with and yes, she’d work it better – Popoholic

Robin Roberts talked to Jussie Smollett in a Good Morning America interview that airs tomorrow, and says that people don’t want to believe the truth about his attack – Towleroad

True love always prevails. – Reality Tea

Jillian Michaels is coming for Crossfit now – Celebitchy

Prepare to be hit with a wave of middle-aged lady tears….  – Just Jared

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