Kim Kardashian Says She Never Got A Nose Job

February 13, 2019 / Posted by:

I guess Kim Kardashian was attending Olivia Munn’s class of “Japanese Yams Can Make Your Face Change Into Whatever You Want!” Actually, she was the guinea pig Saturday at her makeup artist’s, Mario Dedivanovic, Master Class on how to really kill it at painting your face. For some reason, Kim, someone who has DEFINITELY had some body parts professionally altered, felt the need to share she has never had her nose tweaked.

Here’s a before and after if you need one:

People says Mario pointed out Kim had a small bump on her nose to a room filled with aspiring makeup artists and then demonstrated a nose contouring technique he uses to cover it up. Rather than unhinge her jaw and swallow him hole for revealing something outside of an E! network special, Kim just, uh, “shared” that her nose is the one God gave her:

“I never had my nose done. Everyone thought I did, and I said wait until I have kids because your real features come out.”

Kim has frequently mentioned how she gets laser treatments and Botox, and, uh, her derriere is just good genes. Yeah, that’s it. Still, Kim’s nose definitely looks different in some pics from years ago vs. today, but she played dumb and hammed it up so Mario could convince more people to buy whatever makeup tricks he had up his sleeve for an admission price:

“Pictures, I swear, I look at them and would be like, ‘Wow the bump looks so much bigger in some pictures than in others.’”

Also, don’t expect to see Kim looking happy in public anytime soon unless E! somehow gets bamboozled into renewing Keeping Up With The Kardashians for another multi-season deal. She’s going full Victoria Beckham to combat wrinkles and teach meanie photogs (who aren’t on the Kardashian payroll) a lesson:

“I don’t want to smile for them. I don’t want to be out. Even if I was more confident, I just didn’t feel like being that girl who was going to be smiling for every photo. It changed my mood; it changed who I was; it changed my personality a lot.”

I feel bad for those in the audience. They had to endure the “wisdom” of Kimmy over the course of a six-hour makeup lesson. Six hours?! Fine, maybe she didn’t get a nose job. Hell, even my goblin nose could look like Pinocchio Kim’s after six hours in the makeup chair!

Pic: Wenn.com

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