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February 12, 2019 / Posted by:

The set for a community theater production of James and the Giant Peach!

If you didn’t know that was the set for a production of James and the Giant Peach, you might think it was the set for a community theater production of The Vagina Monologues or a community theater production of The Trump Monologues (since it kind of looks a padded toilet seats). But thanks to some plywood, half-off duvet covers from Big Lots, and the hard work of community theater volunteers, that shit is supposed to be a peach. Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a vagina (read: like 12 hours, because I watched p-in-v porn last night), but does a cooze even look like that? That looks more like the entrance to the boudoir of Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie, which may look like the opening of a poon, now that I think about it.

The set for James and the Giant Punane is at DreamWrights community theater in York, Pennsylvania (more like Poonsylvania), and it made the Twatter rounds after it was tweeted by @teejcreed.

George Takei re-tweeted it with his signature “Oh myyy,” which made DreamWrights invite him to “Oh myyy” live in front of the giant cooze while watching The Earthworm (which I’m hoping looks like a giant throbbing uncut peen) slither into it:

Kate Harmon, the marketing coordinator at DreamWrights, told the York Daily Record, that she wasn’t hit with cooch when she first saw their set, but now it’s all she can see and so the director has re-tooled the show into Jenna Jameson and the Giant Poon. Sadly, I made up that second part.

“I didn’t see that before, but now that’s all I can see when I look at it. We had to design a peach big enough for the cast to stand inside it, outside it, on top of it — it’s not exactly an easy feat. Whether you see whatever it is you see when you look at that peach, it’s always important too come out and support the arts.”

This is why I love community theater, and I hope that DreamWrights doesn’t mind me using that pic as my new hole pic on Grindr. Because unlike my down-low part, it’s pristine, clean, and doesn’t look like it’s been hit with a dozen grenades.

Pic: @teejcreed

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