Although, I’d rather see footage of Cardi B giving birth than see her touch tongues with Offset while her doll leg nails are on his face.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Cardi B‘s kinda/sorta/maybe husband Offset has spliced footage from her giving birth into a promotional video for his upcoming new album, I’m just awaiting the moment somebody follows suit and films the very first celebrity childbirth on Instagram Live.
Fresh off of her win as the first solo female rapper to snag a Best Rap Album Grammy for Invasion of Privacy, Offset couldn’t wait to grab some of the spotlight for himself, even though he stood her side while she accepted the award looking on like, “This is probably the closest I’ma get to winning one of these so let me stand up here now“. Vulture reports that during the Grammys (he couldn’t even wait until he got home), Offset posted the teaser to his Instagram page. Initially it starts off tame enough with Offset showing a few shots of himself in the studio, and then a few shots of his kids. However, shit goes all the way left when Offset decided, “Oh, I’ma invade your privacy all right!“, when he treated everyone to a clip of Cardi giving birth to their daughter Kulture while staring at the camera with a durr face.
Everyone lets join hands and sigh together because this is truly some bullshit. Brotha, why couldn’t you let your lady have her moment before using her as a means to garner some attention for yourself? You’re already skating on thin ice with Cardi’s fans and they were none too pleased with these antics as they have been expressing on the Twitter since the Grammys aired last night.
Offset plops himself into basically every important moment of Cardi’s…. it’s so obvious and very cringy pic.twitter.com/E7PntE2muC
— petty wap (@nochillnala) February 11, 2019
Offset every time Cardi B had a photo op last night😂 pic.twitter.com/4svhl0o8kA
— Kunta. (@El__Capiitan) February 11, 2019
Cardi, grab your baby, your Grammy and run for the hills bitch because this is some stalker shit like Single White Female. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cardi walks into the house one day to discover Offset cradling that Grammy in his arms and cooing at it with baby talk before Cardi asks, “Where’s Kulture?”, and he answers, “Kulture who?”