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February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

DOLLY!

Usually, I don’t like to give the HSOTD title to international superstar legends, because they already have enough illustrious awards, but I’m breaking that flimsy rule to honor Dolly Parton for: 1. Being Dolly Parton. And 2: Showing the young tricks at the Grammys how to properly pay homage to Dolly Parton.

Dolly Parton is the 2019 MusicCares Person of the Year, and after she was honored in a ceremony on Friday night, the homages kept coming, and the Grammys did their own tribute which starred DOLLY herself… and some lessers who shouldn’t have even bothered.

The tribute to Dolly started off with Kacey Musgraves (who I thought was Kyle Richards in country Katy Perry drag) and Katy Perry (who I thought was a La Isla Bonita era Madonna impersonator) doing Here You Come Again. Kacey was fine, but then Katy left 5 inches of sawdust on the stage by chewing the hell out of the scenery with her over-the-top snarl singing. Katy slapped, punched, stabbed, butchered, shredded, and burned that beautiful Dolly song before pissing on its ashes. Katy delivered some high school talent show on steroids theatrics, and if she was auditioning for her own show, American Idol, she’d probably get a ticket…. to HaveASeatVille.

I’d like to think that Dolly wasn’t planning on performing in her own tribute, but couldn’t listen to those tricks ruin her songs, so she came out to show them how it’s done. While wearing a Victorian ghost’s wedding dress, that was elegantly dotted with period blood, Dolly did Dolly only the way Dolly can. She also sang Jolene with her goddaughter Miley Cyrus (and I hate myself for admitting that I didn’t hate it) and yodeled along with Maren Morris and Little Big Town before closing her tribute with 9 to 5.

Those singers aren’t right. They should’ve stopped singing, taken a seat, pulled out an iPad, and taken notes while learning from the master. Leave it to Dolly to single-handedly (I almost typed double-chichidly, but that makes zero sense) carry her own tribute performance!

The lesson to be learned here is: don’t sing Dolly unless you ARE Dolly (or Nippy).

Pics: Wenn.com

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