Sure, Duchess Kate and Duchess Meghan may be friendlier now that THE QUEEN laid down the gauntlet at Christmas and said they better straighten up their act or else she’d only let them use Prince Philip as their unlicensed royal driver. Nevertheless, if I was in Kate’s shoes, that wouldn’t keep me from using the occasional outing to remind a bitch who is HBIC and who has the code to the better royal jewel room. It appears Kate did just that with her choice of earrings last night at the BAFTAs in London.
People reports Kate honored Princess Diana by wearing a pair of the Peoples’ Princess’ pearl and silver earrings with her gown to the British equivalent of the Oscars. Kate, who has previously been rumored to be stepping up her glam game since we all started fapping to what Meghan wears to shake hands with peasants, also rocked an Alexander McQueen gown, a diamond bracelet, a white clutch, and a banner that said, “Dominating Duchess.” The last part wasn’t real, but you know she would have liked it to have been. Diana wore the earrings in 1995 when she accepted a Humanitarian of the Year Award from the United Cerebral Palsey Foundation. Knowing how Kate likes to recycle, I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of these earrings, especially if it chaps Meghan’s ass that she doesn’t get to wear them.
Oh, Prince William was there, too, but who gives a rat’s hiney what he wore? Kate’s Diana accessory comes a year after she got dragged for wearing a mainly green dress to last years BAFTAs when most gals wore black to stand in solidarity with the Time’s Up and #metoo movement. People were pissed Kate didn’t make a stand, even though the royal family can’t vote and doesn’t usually take political stances unless Meghan is doing her weekly game of “How can I swat away centuries of tradition with bare shoulders and nail polish?!” This year’s strategy of having the memory of Diana dangle from her ear lobes was a smart call for Kate, as nothing gives British people a case of the “Awwwwws” like Lady Di, Love Actually, and anytime Mel B gives an interview where she doesn’t shit on one of the other Spice Girls. OK, probably only of of those is true, but just go with it!