Night Crumbs

After Jeff Bezos declared war against The National Enquirer and AMI, Ronan Farrow tweeted that he too was blackmailed by them and told to stop digging into Trump’s relationship with them or those drama queens would destroy him. How the hell are they going to destroy Ronan Farrow? Publish DNA evidence proving that his biological dad really is Woody Allen and not Frank Sinatra? Actually, knowing 100% that I share a bloodline with Woody Allen would destroy me – Towleroad

So what I’m taking from Ariana Grande’s video for break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored is that she wants to fuck herself. Makes sense – Lainey Gossip

Kourtney Kartrashian is making the bored face you’re probably making while looking at her lacy nips – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

I don’t know who Katherine McNamara is, but I do know that she’s giving me 80s gothic prom – Popoholic

If I ever meet Richard E. Grant and he doesn’t sniff my ass like a dog, I’m going to be highly disappointed! – Celebitchy

RBattz: It could happen – Pajiba

NeNe Leakes either wants to be fired or wants a raise. Who am I kidding? She’d probably get a bonus from Andy Cohen if she put a cameraman in the hospital and it was caught on camera – Reality Tea

An achy breaky tear is trickling down Billy Ray Cyrus’ cheek as he finds out that his little hillbilly possum dumpling’s government name is now Miley Hemsworth – Just Jared 

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