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February 8, 2019 / Posted by:

The automatic dog-petting machine!

There’s many things we’re required to do for our dog friends like feed them, love them, pay to get their anal glands expressed, thank them every morning for being gracious enough to share their bed with us (yes, it’s THEIR bed), and spend as much time as possible petting them. But sometimes us humans have to be extremely selfish and do other things like work and feed ourselves, and we can’t devote every second to slathering our dog friend with affection. So one human invented and made the automatic dog-petting machine.

The automatic dog-petting machine is made up of several wooden doo dads that control two backscratchers, which your dog can stand in front of to receive a pat and a pet. Fall into the relaxation that this dog is feeling, and completely ignore him looking around like, “The useless shit you weird humans spend your time on making….. Now can I get the Snausage you promised me for standing here?” He’s obviously falling into bliss.

If you watched that whole video, you know that the humans who created this are prejudiced against Kevin Hart-sized dogs. You must be a The Rock-sized dog to get a back hand job from two pieces of hard wood:

That little ball of fluff is about to file a discrimination lawsuit over this!

But seriously, I wish I could get that thing for my house. Because while it may not give my little dog a pat and a pet job, it’ll definitely leave him confused long enough for me to watch 90 Day FiancĂ© while eating pork rinds in peace!

Pic: YouTube

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