Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the impending deportation of Atlanta’s own 21 Savage. The two of them got into a virtual pissing contest where they both promised to beat each other up. Listen, don’t talk about it BE ABOUT IT! If you gonna smack him, smack him! Unfortunately, they’re only in the preliminary stages of this fight because they’re still trading jabs at each other online.
Listen, I love a good celebrity beef as much as anyone else. But fighting with Chris Brown is like asking for health advice from a crackhead. It makes no sense and it’s a waste of everyone’s time. According to Complex, after Chris and Offset began their online altercation things took a turn from bad to worse when Offset decided it was time to throw the mirror in front of Chris’ face to remind him that they can’t fight because Chris only likes to hit ladies. He took to his Instagram stories to continue the drama.
Offset wasn’t done there. He tipped on over to Chris’s DM’s to request his whereabouts. Now, why he go and do that? Because Chris, who’s ever the gracious host, extended an invitation to Offset for a play date including a swift kick in the ass.
And since Chris is the oldhead in this situation with his 30th birthday on the horizon, he kept it super mature by going to Instagram comparing Offset to the main character from the movie Pootie Tang, then he snatched wigs a’plenty by continuing his teasing when he likened Offset to the character A Pimp Named Slickback from The Boondocks.
I’m not gonna lie, I did laugh at this one. However, I wish there was an organization called Thugz Need Hugz because these two train wrecks need an intervention. Or a nap.