The Blast is reporting that panty creamer of 40-plus women the world over, Michael Bolton, may have passed out, the way many do while listening to his soooothing ballads, during a live TV interview with Australia’s The Morning Show. Someone get him a shot of espresso or a line of cocaine, STAT! He was out way too late hanging with the MILFs!
Michael was on to talk about the release of a new album of hits which have been rearranged with an orchestra… The interview started a bit rocky, though, when hosts Kylie Gillies and Larry Emdur tried to get Michael’s attention and homeboy seemed to have fallen asleep. I guess he had a long night of adoring women throwing their sexiest pairs of Hanes briefs at him. Don’t worry, they come in a four-pack.
As the hosts tried and failed to get Michael’s attention, he cracked his eyes open a little to say that he couldn’t hear anything, before shutting his dainty lids like he was Joshua Trump at the SOTU and resting until he was called on next.
The people working at The Morning Show finally managed to touch base with Michael in Florida, blaming the issues on a technical glitch, and he told them all about his new album with as much enthusiasm and liveliness as you’d expect from a guy who was asleep three minutes earlier:
— The Morning Show (@morningshowon7) February 4, 2019
Wow, Michael needs to chill on all the rockstar partying, I don’t know if his 65-year-old body can handle it as well as he used to. Let’s face it, you ain’t as youthful and fresh as Madonna.
Michael went on Instagram and denied he fell asleep, saying he was tweeting:
Okay, but I blame it on Michael Bolton taking scissors to his old luscious locks and now having hair like Sandy Duncan with Alopecia. The power of energy was in those locks, obviously!