Andy King, The Blowjob King Of The Fyre Festival, Has Been Offered Advertising Campaigns And TV Shows
While that Fyre Festival seems to have scorched the Earth beneath every single person involved in it, with lawsuits still ongoing, the head douche of it ending up in prison, and Ja Rule pretending he didn’t know this would happen, there is one person who is living their very best life ever since those Fyre Festival documentaries were released. One Andy “Take One For The Team” King, AKA the Fyre Festival events producer who was willing to suck the dick of a customs officials for the release of Evian water, which they needed for the festival.
Vanity Fair has a long piece which goes all the way in-depth on Andy’s rise to blowjob fame, but he covers becoming instantly famous and how his 15 minutes of blowjob fame could produce an even bigger load, a bigger load of cash that is.
On how his friends said he shouldn’t let them put that blowjob story in the final cut:
“They said, ‘Andy, you call Chris [the director of Netflix’s Fyre Festival documentary] right now, and tell them they need to pull that piece. That cannot be in there.’… So I called Chris, but he said, ‘Andy, you’re going to have to trust me on this one… We need it, and your delivery is phenomenal.’ …But you know what it was. It was just me telling a story and being very calm, and it wasn’t sensationalized. It was what happened.”
On how everyone wants a pic of him with a bottle of water:
“People want selfies with me. You can imagine that what the selfie people want the most is someone holding a water bottle.”
On how he’s going to use his blowjob fame for good, namely his Inward Point company, which produces sustainable, zero-waste events:
“Large events and concerts are the most wasteful experiences, and I’ve been trying to break that by eliminating all paper and plastic at every event, and supporting local farmers and local artisans, and women and minority-[run] companies… If I am able to use this wonderful world of social media to drive positive change, then I will.”
On how three different water companies are also vying for Andy’s attention for new ad campaigns, and he’s also got people phoning him for TV gigs:
“I had three TV show offers this week, from notable networks… Let’s just say it’s going to be a show about hosting crazy events—what it takes to make them happen. There will be cliff-hangers, and you’ll get to follow me around and see how I pull them off.”
Spoiler alert: Andy will pull them off along with the jeans of the customs official he’s about to blow to get water into the country. To be honest, I’m happy for Andy but also highly jealous. If all you need to get famous these days is a willingness to suck dick, honey… I would’ve been famous yesterday.
Pic: Netflix