Night Crumbs

February 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Since the Fyre Festival documentary was a hit for Netflix, they’re doing a series on Goop, which is like the Fyre Festival for rich women who own cashmere yoga pants in several colors and who’d gladly drop coins on Goop-brand douche made from Bengal tiger saliva. Goop had to beef up their legal department, and Netflix will have to do the same to deal with the lawsuits from women who suffer from burned coochie lips and broken legs from falling after trying to squat over a steamy pot of boiling water on the stovetop – Jezebel

In JLo’s sappy ass two-year anniversary note to A-Rod, she totally mentions having him pegged. I knew he was into pegging! – Lainey Gossip

Thanks Guillermo del Toro, but if I wanted to see some Scary Stories, I’d just turn on the damn news – Pajiba

Ireland Baldwin’s pooches are cute. That’s all I’ve got – Drunken Stepfather

Dua Lipa is serving caged prison coochie formalness – Popoholic

Presenting Vicki Lawrence as Philina Donahue – SOW

Lily-Rose Depp is trying to bring the sexy, to which I say, not in those shoes – Hollywood Tuna

I’m pretty sure the gays would’ve revoked his application if Prince Charles tried to “go gay” ¬†– Towleroad

Rihanna is finally producing new music, and no “new music” is not the name of a new lipstick color from Fenty Beauty. I think – Celebitchy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH – Reality Tea

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