Afternoon Crumbs

February 1, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Those of you (read: probably everyone) who labeled that Harry Styles face tattoo as a STUNT QUEEN stunt, prepare to shit your internal organs out from shock, it’s 100% real. No, it’s not. Kelsy Karter, the singer who nobody knew but now knows because of that mess on her cheek, has admitted that the Harry Styles tattoo (or swollen Justin Bieber with a bowl of noodles on his head tattoo) that she got on her face is not real and she did it to promote her song. Well, thanks Kelsy, now because of you, I will never trust anyone again! – Just Jared

Not pictured: the 99 people in the room who didn’t believe in Lady Gaga during her A Star Is Born screen test with The One – Lainey Gossip

Ellen Page dragged the ever-loving hell out of Trump, Pence, and the media for the racist and homophobic attack on Jussie Smollett – Towleroad

While I’m all for Hayden Panettiere bringing a touch of elegance to her ensemble with that underboob, I’m wondering what in six kinds of ugly are those pajamas pants? – Drunken Stepfather

That muffled sound you hear is Lindsey Pelas’ suffocating chichis screaming for mercy – Popoholic

Cut to Cookie Dookie putting the cat in catfish by making a Tinder profile to trick Larissa Dos Santos from 90 Day Fiance – Reality Tea

Tekashi 6ix9ine pleaded guilty to a bunch of federal charges and is probably headed for the chokey – Bossip

Okay, but whose baby caca’d on Duchess Meghan’s boots after eating smashed peas? – Celebitchy

Michael Avenatti is off the hook and won’t face domestic violence charges – NBC News

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