Open Post: Hosted By Andy King On Being Called The Blowjob King

January 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Andy “Blowjob” King not only became the MVP (most valuable peen-sucker) of the Fyre Festival when he agreed to suck a Bahamian custom official’s dick for bottles of Evian to be cleared for the festival (he didn’t have to go through with it), but he also became Employee of the Century and a meme star. Because Netflix is Netflix and they have 4,589,000 shows to pay for, they’re milking that moment like Andy King trying to get Evian into the Bahamas.

You can’t take one step into Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram without running into an Andy King meme. Netflix got Steve Martin’s gay silver daddy brother into a chair to ask him how he feels about the internet crafting a crown out of Listerine bottles and dildos and declaring him its Blowjob King. Andy is a seasoned event producer with a decades-long career, so he says that he doesn’t totally love being the Blowjob King, but he’s blown away with how much attention the documentary has gotten. That’s funny because Andy King is usually the one doing the blowing. Hey, he set himself up for that one, and he knows what he did.

Andy isn’t on social media and didn’t really know what a meme was, but he’s happy to be one since it’s raised lots of money for Maryann Rolle, the caterer of Fyre Festival, and the locals who built stuff for the festival and didn’t get paid. And Andy didn’t have to suck one dick for those donations! Although, I don’t know why he’s saying “we” when talking about the GoFundMes.

I just don’t want to necessarily be known as the Blowjob King of the World.

Well, if Andy King doesn’t want that title, I’ll gladly take it. Just tell me who I have to blow for it (cut to every dick on this planet running for the hills).

Pic: Netflix

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