It’s only a matter of time before Jeff Lewis is officially gay Scrooge and is holed up by his lonesome in his immaculately renovated Los Feliz mansion, and has to resort to yelling at the air or screaming at the Postmates delivery person who quickly drops his taco salad on the doorstep before running off. Because soon, there won’t be a living thing in the Los Angeles area that hasn’t completely washed their hands of Jeff Lewis and his signature asshole ways. He’ll have nobody to yell at anymore!
My favorite part of Bravo’s Flipping Out, Jeff’s longtime housekeeper/queen of the house Zoila quit his ass a while ago and their relationship isn’t what it used to be. Jeff’s longtime assistant Jenni Pulos left in a train wreck of a split. Even Bravo is probably done with Jeff, and the surrogate who carried his daughter is so done with him that she’s suing him for shaming her coochie on camera by calling it hairy and big (I know, Jeff is bold for shaming a vagina while he’s got deflated vagina lips on his mouth). And now Jeff’s professional and personal partner is done with him. He’s announced that Gage Edward (or Barbie Bitch as Zoila called him) has moved out of their house.
48-year-old Jeff and 34-year-old Barbie Bitch, who also works for Jeff’s company, have been together for 10 years. Jeff said on his SiriusXM show (via People) this morning that they’ve been living like fuck buddies for about a year. Jeff said that they sleep in separate rooms but still do sex to each other, and that sounds like a perfect relationship to me, but it wasn’t working for them. So Barbie Bitch moved to a hotel yesterday.
“We were like friends with benefits. We would still hook up, inconsistently. I was still encouraged, like, ‘There’s still something here… he’s still interested in me… But there was a real lack of intimacy because he wasn’t in my room. So I actually felt very lonely and sad and disappointed.”
Jeff said that they probably would’ve separated a while ago if they didn’t share a 2-year-old daughter (Monroe) and were in a better place business-wise.
“I think the reason we hadn’t ripped the Band-Aid off and separated is because a) we had the baby and neither one of us want to leave the baby and then b) financially, it wasn’t the best time because I have four properties right now — three of which are in construction and one of which is sellable.”
Jeff caught Barbie Bitch looking for apartments not too long ago and (prepare to prolapse out of shock) went off on him. Jeff eventually told him to leave and hopes that during their break, he’ll pull himself out of the black cloud of resentment he’s in.
“I’m hoping that the guy wakes up. I’m hoping that he sits in his hotel room, misses his family, starts focusing on the positive, and stops focusing on the negative. That’s what I’m really hoping.”
Since Monroe lives with Jeff, he’s calling himself a “single dad” now, but doesn’t even want to think about how they’ll deal with custody if they break up for good.
Wait, so Jeff Lewis who is the epitome of negativity and has built an entire persona from it, is shitting on Barbie Bitch for being negative?! The pot and the kettle just exploded. Jeff is lucky that Barbie Bitch simply moved out, because it could’ve been much worse. It’s always the quiet ones and Barbie Bitch is a quiet one. If he really let the rage build inside of him, he may have exploded and done something that Jeff would never ever forgive him for like scratch up the grey kitchen cabinets or something.