I never imagined Kylie Jenner or any of the other members of the Kardashian Koven to be the types to pop down to the corner store and pick up their own taquito – that’s what Rob Kardashian is for, after all! Postmates has been a godsend to us lazies who can’t take 20 minutes from binge-watching Suits on Amazon Prime to go down to Popeyes for a five-piece bucket. Postmates will bring it right to your door (and also include service fees that turn that $8 cheap chicken into a $25 case of “What am I doing with my life?” by the time Sunday night hits). Kylie apparently likes to start every other day with a bagel, courtesy of Postmates, and she blabbed about how she spent $10,000 over the course of 2018 for doing stupid shit like getting a single carrot delivered to her.
Page Six says Kylie ran up a bill from a habit of having a cream cheese bagel delivered to her house every other day around 10am. She also orders ramen bowls, chicken fried rice, pasta, matcha lattes, and even a bottle of Don Julio Añejo 1942 Tequila. I’m surprised Pimp Mama Kris allowed Postmates to admit Kylie’s dumbest order was a bottle of Smartwater and a single carrot. I mean, maybe it was her turn to feed one of Kendall Jenner’s model friends that weekend? Kylie tried to defend herself:
“I was making matzo ball soup and had all the ingredients but carrots.”
Yes, the trick who can’t run her own errands is suddenly Julia Child in the kitchen! She’s also done weird shit like asking for “three cozy blankets” to get sent over from Target as well as nail polish. I guess she’s a pupil of Rob’s Skewl of Reclusiveness if she can’t even leave the koven for trivial shit like that. Speaking of Rob, Kylie says they share Postmates habits, with what money, I don’t know.
“Rob and I probably Postmates the same.We Postmates each other things to try all the time, like new drinks and stuff.”
Kylie’s “busiest” day on Postmates included five separate orders, but she claims she was just getting shit for the crew working a photo shoot at her house. She also ordered an Oreo McFlurry, chicken nuggets, and French fries as her last meal before giving birth because that was her ongoing pregnancy craving. I just call that a craving for a day that ends in –y.