Hot Slut Of The Day!
Marie Kondo’s pussy arch rival!
I’ve used the Hot Slut of the Day title before to pay tribute to cats who live to fuck with our lives (but don’t all cats live to fuck with our lives?). There was the HSOTM from February 2015, a diabolical villain of fluffiness whose powers of evil recharged when they murdered a glass by knocking it from a table even after their human pleaded with them not to! Then there was Jas, the cat who may have been wearing a tuxedo, but is no gentleman, because he continually banished a water bottle from his royal sight by swatting at it. And today, let’s pay tribute to a cat who is not joining the entire damn universe by doing the KonMari method.
While nearly every single living thing in the world is spending their weekends sparking joy (I spark joy by sparking my bong) and folding their t-shirts into little triangles, this cat is doing the exact opposite. This anti-organizer is starring in their response to Netflix’s Tidying Up called YouTube’s Fucking Shit Up.
On the next season of Tidying Up, we need Marie Kondo to come face to whiskers with her nemesis whose idea of sparking joy is messing up your neatly folded-crap. I have a feeling that Marie Kondo’s polite and happy shell would melt as soon as that pus messed up something she folded and we’d find out that hiding under her signature bangs is a shank!
Pic: YouTube