I am constantly amazed by the amount of stupidity people will endure just for a little bit of attention. And I’m not talking about go-to fame whores like the ones from reality TV. I’m talking about the kind of folks who show up on our timelines because they do something really idiotic and then we have no idea who they are fifteen seconds later. Let me introduce you to one of those people: Kelsy Karter, a singer or whatever. If musical superstardom never takes off for her perhaps she can find a new career as founder of the One Direction Hardcore Face Tattoo Club. And Kelsey will be the president, vice president, and all of the members because she’s probably the only Directioner who’d actually pull this shit. And that’s saying a lot.
Kelsy is a huge Harry Styles fan, apparently. And because she’s decided that titty tattoos are so last century, she got a picture of his face tattooed onto her face. Unfortunately, the problem with this is two-fold:
1) The tattoo looks less like Harry Styles and more like the Gerber Baby with a weave.
2) She’s got a tattoo of the Gerber Baby with a weave on her face.
mama, look what i made me do pic.twitter.com/P5HdUWtQUK
— Kelsy Karter (@KelsyKarter) January 27, 2019
Why does her tattoo artist have a look on his face like “Listen, her check cleared so y’all can suck it!” Kelsy, you’re the reason why we can’t have nice things. This tattoo is equal parts Why? with a hearty splash of The Fuck? And I realize being born in the 70s makes me one of those people whose side-eye stays on 100 all year long, but thankfully I’m not the only person who feels the same way about her horrible decision.
— 𝐝𝐚𝐫 (@glamsdarling) January 27, 2019
— 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 ♡ (@24KlSSY) January 27, 2019
— Angela🍀 (@AngelaxHoran) January 27, 2019
This is just another example of When Keeping It Dumb Goes Right. Luckily the best way to rectify this is to have the other members’ faces tattooed all over the remaining blank spots on her face. That way whenever someone says “I wish One Direction would have a reunion” Kelsy can show up, flash all of her face tatts and demand payment for making everyone’s dreams come true.