Zac Efron unveiled a new look (monochromatic aging twink trying to serve you butch) while promoting Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil And Vile at Sundance. It’s about the White House, I kid, it’s about Ted Bundy. Yes, famously brutal murderers are coming into vogue in the late 2010s. Watch for Justin Bieber as the Zodiac Killer in 2020.
.@zacefron & @lilycollins premiered “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile” at #Sundance2019! See all the festival pics: https://t.co/N269bUuWbl#SundanceFilmFestival2019 pic.twitter.com/MI0s72afSa
— ExtraTV (@extratv) January 27, 2019
Zac looks like he’s about to play Rylan Clark in a basic cable biopic, and that white blond/black beard combo is some premeditated gay baiting. But to me, Zac’s new look is making me think of delicious half-moon cookies. The ones that are only good if you get them from a really old bakery because their versions are gigantic and SO doughy and the chocolate and vanilla barely taste like their flavors. Oddly scrumptious.