Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron’s Platinum Mop

January 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Zac Efron unveiled a new look (monochromatic aging twink trying to serve you butch) while promoting Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil And Vile at Sundance. It’s about the White House, I kid, it’s about Ted Bundy. Yes, famously brutal murderers are coming into vogue in the late 2010s. Watch for Justin Bieber as the Zodiac Killer in 2020.

Zac looks like he’s about to play Rylan Clark in a basic cable biopic, and that white blond/black beard combo is some premeditated gay baiting. But to me, Zac’s new look is making me think of delicious half-moon cookies. The ones that are only good if you get them from a really old bakery because their versions are gigantic and SO doughy and the chocolate and vanilla barely taste like their flavors. Oddly scrumptious.

Pic: Backgrid

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