Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2018 Is…

January 25, 2019 / Posted by:

After 12 Hot Slut of the Month showdowns, and 3 Hot Slut of the Year rounds, it’s finally time to crown our Ultimate Hot Slut Queen. If you’ve been following the poll for the final HSOTY round, then you already know the winner, and all of this is about as anti-climactic as fuck time with a Trump. But just do your best OMGIAMSOSHOCKEDOMG Lady Gaga impersonation when I name our new reigning Hot Slut of the Year!

The final HSOTY battle was between Judge Rosemarie Aquilina, Missy Elliott’s Funky White Sister Mary Halsey, and Super Bitch. With 29.15% of your votes, the second runner-up who will take home a prize package of absolutely nothing is…

MISSY ELLIOTT’S FUNKY WHITE SISTER! Mary Halsey may not have won HSOTY but she won the title of Best Use Of Manic Panic In 2019!

With 29.18% of the votes, our first runner-up, who will assume the zero responsibilities of Hot Slut of the Year should our winner have to step down or be replaced, is…

SUPER BITCH! Super Bitch may have not won HSOTY but he won the game of hotness by being the owner of a pair of bully-kicking hot pink boots and some flawless cum gutters.

That means our Hot Slut of 2018 is the one and only honorable JUDGE ROSEMARIE AQUILINA! Bow down to our new queen!

Judge Rosemarie Aquilina got 41.67% of your votes. She now joins the Hot Slut Elite along with Winona Ryder’s Many Faces, Ana Navarro, Eugene Bostick, STAINS, Spaghetti Cat, Phoebe Price, Harvey Price (no relation), and Bai Ling!

In between taking down more pedos like Larry Nassar and stoner drivers, Judge Rosemarie Aquilina will rule over the Dlisted kingdom… until she finds out she won this title and sends me a cease and desist.

Thank you to all who voted, and thank you to everyone who dropped a HSOTD idea into my inbox last year. Keep them coming. And now let’s worship our badass judicial goddess of glamour!

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