The Mooch Has Left “Celebrity Big Brother”

January 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Because Dancing With The Stars is on a long hiatus, people are having to get their fix for F-List celebrities with a side of “Is Julie Chen Moonves.” in the form of Celebrity Big Brother. Honestly, I was honestly only watching to see if Dina Lohan asks to borrow money on camera and maybe to see if Anthony Scaramucci gives her a run for her money in the mess department. Alas, the Mooch has left the building, and we don’t know why yet.

The Hollywood Reporter says even though The Mooch was seen on the premiere earlier this week, he was already out of there by the time the 24/7 feed from the CBB house began rolling. Yes, that’s even less time than those 11 days of hell and high hilarity he spent in the White House as communications director. His departure must have been fresh because his photo on the house memory wall was still in color despite it normally going black and white when a member was kicked out. People like Jonathan Bennett, Joey Lawrence, Tamar Braxton, Ryan Lochte, and Dina wondered when it would no longer be in living color. I question that since I’m sure Ryan probably thinks the nearest house plant is The Mooch since I probably would too if I could live on free booze in a house full of “talent” like that.

The Mooch appeared Wednesday in Davos, Switzerland, for a business conference, but the man who went on an expletive tirade with a reporter suddenly was in a position where the cat had his tongue. All he’d say is how much fun he had and how, golly gee, an elitist like him actually found a good place on a reality show:

“There’s a lot of intellectuals that are like, ‘WTF, what’s he doing on Big Brother’ But you have to remember I grew up in a blue collar family so you have to remember that America watches these shows. You don’t want to unplug yourself totally from America.”

While Omarosa Manigault Newman used her Trump White House slot on last season’s Celebrity Big Brother to warn of all the grave things Donald Trump and Mike Pence do beyond ordering fast food, Anthony mainly just said Donald will never drain the swamp because the D.C. establishment won’t let people like him around the White House. If you want The Sopranos, Anthony, go back to New York! This is a House Of Cards kinda crooked town! Anthony’s exit is expected to be explained in a future episode, and, while they’re at it, I want them to explain what intellectuals he has who are actually like “WTF?!” to him. I figured Anthony’s kind of intellectual is, well, Donald – and you know his ass probably filled out Mooch’s application for him!


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