Night Crumbs

During the Armani Privé show in Paris, the always extra Celine Dion let the raw emotions swirl out of her as she stared at a couture ensemble the same way I look at some Cheddar Bay Biscuits coming toward my table at Red Lobster. And that lady is looking at Celine the same way my friends look at me while knowing I’m going to swallow up all the biscuits before they take their first bite – Lainey Gossip

Marissa Cooper’s sister from The O.C. is still getting papped for some reason – Drunken Stepfather 

Carrie Underwood’s third baby is here and he looks like a baby – SOW

Emma Stone looks like a goth kid who was forced to wear color for her cousin’s wedding – Popoholic

Save yourself and just click to the 0:30 mark to see The Texas T-Rex’s waxed bongo drums cheeks in a purple thong – Pajiba

Ariana Grande is giving you baked gothic zombie on the cover of her new album  –  Towleroad

Oh god, Andy Cohen is totally going to turn his baby shower into a two-part special for Bravo. No, that’s crazy. He’d never. He’s going to turn it into a four-part special instead – Reality Tea

James Gandolfini’s son will play a young Tony Soprano – Just Jared

Brad Pitt is supposedly done with actresses, which means he’ll probably next end up with a 20-year-old Instagram THOT – Celebitchy

Pic: @theprophetpizza