All together now: She make MONEY MOOOOOVES! Today it was announced that Cardi B will have her very own residency at the Palms Casino Resort based club KAOS. Those days of sliding up and down on the pole like a jackhammer are just distant memories in a rear view mirror now because Cardi has finally arrived!
This truly is going to be a great year for Cardi, all of her drama with estranged husband Offset aside. She’s been nominated for five Grammys, including Album of the Year for Invasion of Privacy, and now she has this residency to look forward to. I believe this makes her the most successful rapper from the Love & Hip Hop franchise, which really isn’t saying too much since most of the “rappers” on there are just people with big asses that know how to rhyme words sometimes. But I’ve always admired her determination to have a better life so this residency is a very good look for her. And she’s also in great company, according to Page Six, who claim she’s not the only star that will grace the stage for KAOS’ inaugural season.
Cardi, 26, joins G-Eazy, Kaskade and Skrillex, among additional performers, who will have residencies at KAOS. The venue also reportedly features a rotating 360-degree DJ booth.
Cardi must have known after Drake announced his residency at the XS nightclub that she could make a shitload of money moves with her own show. With the two of them in Las Vegas at the same time this means that there will be more millennials there than at an Apple store launch next door to a Starbucks. Hopefully Offset won’t bum rush the stage like he did last time in his attempt to get back in her good graces. Maybe the best thing for him to do is sit in the audience with his hands folded until it’s time to clap like normal people do. Because the security would break his little ass in half like a twig.