The 2019 Oscar Nominations Have Been Announced, And None For Bradley Cooper For Director!

January 22, 2019 / Posted by:

That face isn’t only the face that Bradley Cooper made after hearing Lady Gaga dribble out that “one hundred people in the room” line. It’s also the face that Bradley Cooper is probably making this morning after learning that the Academy doesn’t appreciate his masterful directing skills. There can be one hundred directors on the ballot, and one isn’t going to get a nom, and that’s Bradley Cooper.

Kumail Nanjiani and Tracee Ellis Ross announced the Oscar noms at the hour of the ungodly this morning, and highly-esteemed film director Bradley Cooper, Timothee Chalamet, John David Washington, and Ethan Hawke are all sobbing onto each other’s bosoms, because all of them were snubbed! (If your kink is picturing B. Coop, Timothee, JDW, and Ethan sobbing onto each other’s bosoms, you’re a freak, but unlike them, it’s your lucky day.)

Bradley Cooper did get a Best Actor nom for A Star Is Born, but was shut out of the Best Director category. So when he wakes up in the morning, he can no longer look in the mirror and say, “Champ, you’re the Clint Eastwood of your time.” Timothee Chalamet didn’t get A Best Supporting Actor nom for Beautiful Boy, John David Washington was left out of Best Actor for BlacKkKlansman, and Ethan Hawke also didn’t get into Best Actor for First Reformed. Other snubs include If Beale Street Could Talk not making it into Best Picture, Won’t You Be My Neighbor? not getting a Best Documentary Feature nom (may the voters eat Lucifer’s dirty ass in HELL for that), and Emily Blunt getting nothing for Mary Poppins Returns and A Quiet Place.  And I hope Olivia from Widows had a big Taco Bell breakfast, because she’s going to need to make enough caca to shit on the doorstep of every voter who wrongly snubbed her. I’ll drive the getaway car, Olivia!

The noms pretty much went the way that I (and everyone else who cares about predicting this shit) thought they would go, although there were a few nominations that surprised me like a Grindr trick who actually shows up and looks like his picture. Like Marina de Tavira in Best Supporting Actress for Roma, and Willem Dafoe in Best Actor for At Eternity’s Gate, and Pawel Pawlikowski in Best Director for Cold War, and maybe Yalitza Aparicio in Best Actress for Roma (although, many guessed she would get in).

The Favourite and Roma tied with the most nominations with 10 each, and Vice and A Star Is Born tied for the second most with 8 each. Black Panther got 7 nominations and also became the first superhero movie in history to get a Best Picture nomination. And if you hear the sound of a voice screaming, “Daaaaamn you, Paweeeeeeel,” don’t worry, it’s just Bradley Cooper going through it. Here’s all the nominations:

Best Picture:
“Black Panther”
“BlacKkKlansman”
“Bohemian Rhapsody”
“The Favourite”
“Green Book”
“Roma”
“A Star Is Born”
“Vice”

Best Actor:
Christian Bale, “Vice”
Bradley Cooper, “A Star Is Born”
Willem Dafoe, “At Eternity’s Gate”
Rami Malek, “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Viggo Mortensen, “Green Book”

Best Actress:
Yalitza Aparicio, “Roma”
Glenn Close, “The Wife”
Olivia Colman, “The Favourite”
Lady Gaga, “A Star Is Born”
Melissa McCarthy, “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”

Best Supporting Actor:
Mahershala Ali, “Green Book”
Adam Driver, “BlacKkKlansman”
Sam Elliott, “A Star Is Born”
Richard E. Grant, “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”
Sam Rockwell, “Vice”

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams, “Vice”
Marina de Tavira, “Roma”
Regina King, “If Beale Street Could Talk”
Emma Stone, “The Favourite”
Rachel Weisz, “The Favourite”

Best Director:
Spike Lee, “BlacKkKlansman”
Pawel Pawlikowski, “Cold War”
Yorgos Lanthimos, “The Favourite”
Alfonso Cuarón, “Roma”
Adam McKay, “Vice”

Best Animated Feature:
“Incredibles 2,” Brad Bird
“Isle of Dogs,” Wes Anderson
“Mirai,” Mamoru Hosoda
“Ralph Breaks the Internet,” Rich Moore, Phil Johnston
“Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse,” Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman

Best Animated Short:
“Animal Behaviour,” Alison Snowden, David Fine
“Bao,” Domee Shi
“Late Afternoon,” Louise Bagnall
“One Small Step,” Andrew Chesworth, Bobby Pontillas
“Weekends,” Trevor Jimenez

Best Adapted Screenplay:
“The Ballad of Buster Scruggs,” Joel Coen , Ethan Coen
“BlacKkKlansman,” Charlie Wachtel, David Rabinowitz, Kevin Willmott, Spike Lee
“Can You Ever Forgive Me?,” Nicole Holofcener and Jeff Whitty
“If Beale Street Could Talk,” Barry Jenkins
“A Star Is Born,” Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper, Will Fetters

Best Original Screenplay:
“The Favourite,” Deborah Davis, Tony McNamara
“First Reformed,” Paul Schrader
“Green Book,” Nick Vallelonga, Brian Currie, Peter Farrelly
“Roma,” Alfonso Cuarón
“Vice,” Adam McKay

Best Cinematography:
“Cold War,” Lukasz Zal
“The Favourite,” Robbie Ryan
“Never Look Away,” Caleb Deschanel
“Roma,” Alfonso Cuarón
“A Star Is Born,” Matthew Libatique

Best Documentary Feature:
“Free Solo,” Jimmy Chin, Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi
“Hale County This Morning, This Evening,” RaMell Ross
“Minding the Gap,” Bing Liu
“Of Fathers and Sons,” Talal Derki
“RBG,” Betsy West, Julie Cohen

Best Documentary Short Subject:
“Black Sheep,” Ed Perkins
“End Game,” Rob Epstein, Jeffrey Friedman
“Lifeboat,” Skye Fitzgerald
“A Night at the Garden,” Marshall Curry
“Period. End of Sentence.,” Rayka Zehtabchi

Best Live Action Short Film:
“Detainment,” Vincent Lambe
“Fauve,” Jeremy Comte
“Marguerite,” Marianne Farley
“Mother,” Rodrigo Sorogoyen
“Skin,” Guy Nattiv

Best Foreign Language Film:
“Capernaum” (Lebanon)
“Cold War” (Poland)
“Never Look Away” (Germany)
“Roma” (Mexico)
“Shoplifters” (Japan)

Best Film Editing:
“BlacKkKlansman,” Barry Alexander Brown
“Bohemian Rhapsody,” John Ottman
“Green Book,” Patrick J. Don Vito
“The Favourite,” Yorgos Mavropsaridis
“Vice,” Hank Corwin

Best Sound Editing:
“Black Panther,” Benjamin A. Burtt, Steve Boeddeker
“Bohemian Rhapsody,” John Warhurst
“First Man,” Ai-Ling Lee, Mildred Iatrou Morgan
“A Quiet Place,” Ethan Van der Ryn, Erik Aadahl
“Roma,” Sergio Diaz, Skip Lievsay

Best Sound Mixing:
“Black Panther”
“Bohemian Rhapsody”
“First Man”
“Roma”
“A Star Is Born”

Best Production Design:
“Black Panther,” Hannah Beachler
“First Man,” Nathan Crowley, Kathy Lucas
“The Favourite,” Fiona Crombie, Alice Felton
“Mary Poppins Returns,” John Myhre, Gordon Sim
“Roma,” Eugenio Caballero, Bárbara Enrı́quez

Best Original Score:
“BlacKkKlansman,” Terence Blanchard
“Black Panther,” Ludwig Goransson
“If Beale Street Could Talk,” Nicholas Britell
“Isle of Dogs,” Alexandre Desplat
“Mary Poppins Returns,” Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman

Best Original Song:
“All The Stars” from “Black Panther” by Kendrick Lamar, SZA
“I’ll Fight” from “RBG” by Diane Warren, Jennifer Hudson
“The Place Where Lost Things Go” from “Mary Poppins Returns” by Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman
“Shallow” from “A Star Is Born” by Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Anthony Rossomando, Andrew Wyatt and Benjamin Rice
“When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” from “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs” by David Rawlings and Gillian Welch

Best Makeup and Hair:
“Border”
“Mary Queen of Scots”
“Vice”

Best Costume Design:
“The Ballad of Buster Scruggs,” Mary Zophres
“Black Panther,” Ruth E. Carter
“The Favourite,” Sandy Powell
“Mary Poppins Returns,” Sandy Powell
“Mary Queen of Scots,” Alexandra Byrne

Best Visual Effects:
“Avengers: Infinity War”
“Christopher Robin”
“First Man”
“Ready Player One”
“Solo: A Star Wars Story”

Pic: Warner Bros.

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