Pamela Anderson Says Only The Worst Lovers Watch Porn

January 22, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I saw Scarlet Takes A Tumble for the first time. Because finding out that Pamela Anderson is a porn prude is almost as devastating as discovering Ronald McDonald hates hamburgers. Alas, it’s true. Pam isn’t here for porn or (GASP) video games because she believes they are turning all the men into mindless zombies.

Pam has been on an anti-porn kick for a few years now. Back in 2016, she co-wrote a piece for the Wall Street Journal with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach about how porn is destroying our society, which almost sounds like the beginning of a really inappropriate joke. You ever heard the one about the rabbi and the porn star?

Pam then followed up that last year by admitting, as far as she’s concerned, threesomes are about as interesting as watching old episodes of V.I.P.   Page Six reports that Pam’s crusade against porn made its New Year’s debut on Sunday with a series of tweets, which look like a bunch of poems recited during Chastity night at Starbucks, claiming that men who watch porn and play video games don’t know what the hell they’re doing during the Box Spring Boogie.

You can say whatever you want to about porn Pam, because I hear laughter in my head when I read your words. But once you come for video games that’s when I gotta cut you. How DARE you bring America’s laziest and greatest pastime into your fight against America’s other favorite pastime. I blame Shmuley for all of this, because their porn-destroying powers were reunited last year when they decide to team up and write a book together.

The Twitter thread seemed to be sparked by her 2018 book co-authored with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, “Lust for Love: Rekindling Intimacy and Passion in Your Relationship,” which she dubbed “a conversation starter.”

The mom of two also encouraged parents to help their kids stay away from gaming, saying she prays kids can be strong enough to “rebel” against its popularity.

Listen here, Pam, ain’t nobody got time for your shenanigans. You’ve been a walking wet dream since Baywatch, which she also tweeted about by shouting out its 30th anniversary (I’m old). And honestly, Baywatch was nothing more than syndicated soft core porn for teenagers anyway. I think Pam has forgotten her humble beginning as most 90s kids first piece of masturbatory material. Not mine of course. Pam could never compete with The Hoff and those furry Brillo pad-looking man tits.

Pic: Wenn.com

 

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