Night Crumbs
Neri Oxman, the MIT professor who may or may not have bumped fuck parts with Brad Pitt, pretentiously announced in The New York Times’ Style Section that she and her billionaire boyfriend are married and she’s pregnant. Hmmm… pregnant about three months after denying that she ever dated Brad Pitt? Neri’s going to have some serious explaining to do if she gives birth to a bong that thinks it’s a regular Michelangelo – Celebitchy
Chris Pine is serving up 19th century accountant on Casual Friday – Lainey Gossip
When you’re rich like Karlie Kloss and just go from the heated SUV to the venue, you don’t have to worry about a peasant thing called “covering up your legs while in Paris in the winter” – Drunken Stepfather
Tom Hanks’ character in That Thing You Do! was gay and doing it with Howie Long, and it’s great that I know that, but now I also have that annoying ass title song of cheese stuck in the crevices of my brain. The price you pay for shit – Pajiba
James Corden and The Late Late Show somehow made Tinder dates, which are already pretty awkward and cringey, even more awkward and cringey. That takes skill! – Towleroad
In case you want to see Sherri Shepherd’s new bathing suit body – SOW
Erika Jayne may have to change the lyrics in her song XXpen$ive to “It’s so expensive to be me that my sugar daddy husband had to take out a $15 million loan” – Reality Tea
This is so demure and conservative for Bella Thorne that I’m guessing she had to go to church or court after this event – Popoholic
Today in WTF: Mystic Pizza the musical is happening. And Melissa Etheridge is writing the songs for it – Jezebel
Chelsea Clinton is expecting Memaw Hillary and Pepaw Bill’s third grandchild – HuffPo
Rest in peace, Kevin Barnett – Just Jared
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