Night Crumbs

January 21, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Jessica Simpson has told everyone she’s going to push out a baby girl and will name her daughter Birdie Johnson. Never mind that Birdie Johnson is probably going to say “And no my fucking ass mom didn’t name me after Lady Bird Johnson” every time she tells someone her name, but with a name like that, she’s going to grow up to be a WASPy doctor’s wife who is the biggest gossip at her country club. And really, Jessica should’ve named her daughter IMessedUpMommysHooves Johnson instead – Celebitchy

Behold, Chris Pine struttin’ that ass in a Canadian tuxedo while wheeling luggage that is worth more than all of my internal organs times a hundred thousand (“So zero then?” – you) – Lainey Gossip

What in G.I. Hoe porn parody on a budget HELL is Iggy Azalea wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

Um, this is great, but TV’s first trans superhero deserves better than an outfit that looks like it was pieced together using knock-off Lululemon leggings and a suit jacket from Ann Taylor Loft – Towleroad

If you haven’t seen the feel good moment when Buzz Aldrin punched a dude who said he didn’t walk on the moon, then prepare to feel your soul go up, up and away to the moon and back – Pajiba

Michael C. Hall is starring in a Skittles musical Super Bowl ad that’s not going to actually air during the Super Bowl, or on TV, and is only going to play live in a NYC theater. I guess he didn’t want “the last episode of Dexter” to be the most bizarre thing he’s done in his career – SOW

While in prison, The Situation receives thousands of letters (that he probably wrote himself beforehand and is making his wife send) – Reality Tea

Harry Connick Jr. wants nothing to do with the Super Bowl, and not because he really doesn’t want to fall into a mid-day coma from watching Maroon 5, but because of some referee call against his home team – Just Jared

Pic: Instagram

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