Yesterday, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady clinched his spot to return to the Super Bowl for the ninth time, and all the Brady fan boys jizzed their pants with excitement. Meanwhile, over at the Whitest house in America, a very moist in his nether regions Donald Trump also pursed his lips together to kiss both of Brady’s butt cheeks by tweeting out his congrats after their win.
There was a time not long ago when Trump and Tom were BFFs, but that all came to a screeching halt when Tom refused to visit the White House after his 2017 Super Bowl win. And you know Trump is the type to hold grudges, so he’s probably been stuffing his face with Metamucil flavored sorbet while writing “I Hate Tom Brady!” every night in his diary since then. Well,now Trump is ready to put those ill feelings aside. Trump’s Twitter fingers came alive after Tom’s win when he sent a message of support to his former ride or die.
Congratulations to Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the entire New England Patriots team on a great game and season. Will be a fantastic Super Bowl!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2019
What you will find here is no mention of the OTHER team going to the Super Bowl, the Los Angeles Rams, probably because Trump is trying to tickle and tease Tommy back into his good graces. In order for that to happen he’ll need to tackle Tom’s most formidable teammate, his wife Gisele Bundchen (I always want to call her Gisele Bundt Cake) who years ago wanted us to know that they’re not Trump supporters (uh huh).
As we previously reported, Trump felt betrayed by Brady for not standing up for him publicly. In fact, Gisele has publicly stated she and Tom do not support him anymore.
Tom has also disagreed with Trump’s criticism of Colin Kaepernick — saying the comments POTUS has made about NFL kneelers is “just divisive.”
Perhaps Trump’s loving message of support was an attempt to one-up Gisele, because People reports that after the Patriots won, she celebrated their win all over social media.
First posting a video on her Instagram story while she jumped for joy and screamed “yes!” as she watched the game on television, Bündchen later followed up the clip with a shot of her husband on TV with heart emojis.
As Brady told the interviewer onscreen, “I just want to say hi to my wife,” Bündchen could be heard saying, “Love you baby.”
She also posted this to Twitter:
So proud of you my love. Congratulations to you and your teammates for a incredible win !!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
— Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) January 21, 2019
As I have stated in the past, since the Eagles are out, I don’t care who wins the Super Bowl. However, if the Patriots win I hope Tom ignores Trump’s invitation once again. Or better yet he should send Gisele in his place and the first thing she should do when she arrives is come at Trump and say, “I told you to stay away from my man and not fuck with our perfect images, bitch!”