I guess Madonna is done getting attention by terrorizing eulogies at major awards shows and has to come up with a new gimmick, so why not remind people of the Erotica years?! Madge has been a blonde for most of her career, named a tour after ‘dem blonde locks, and hell, she’s probably known for her hair color as much as she is for sucking the life out of rising pop princesses.
She went on Instagram earlier today and posted a photo of herself in a wig warehouse, or she was just starting her day in Kim Zolciak’s closet.
Serving us a highly-face-filtered mix of the first three minutes of Evita and “I’m a soccer mom with no time for hair care!”, Madge’s caption all but confirms this shit is a wig. W says Madonna previously spoke of being brunette in 1989 and said, “I feel more grounded when I have dark hair, and I feel more ethereal when I have light hair. It’s unexplainable. I also feel more Italian when my hair is dark.” More grounded?! MTV producers are kicking themselves right now and saying, “Fuck, we should have waited a few months to ask her to talk about Aretha!” I’m kind of shook by her choice in weave. Madonna craves another top 10 hit like I crave a 12-piece bucket from Popeyes (in short, A WHOLE LOT). If she was going to do anything to her hair, I would have assumed she’d just pull a Single White Female and get an Ariana Grande high pony!