Kim Zolciak’s Daughter Brielle Biermann Thinks She Looks Better With Rubber Lips

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak’s mini-me and Don’t Be Tardy co-star (THIS SHIT SHOW IS STILL ON??!) Brielle Biermann is a 21-year-old woman who, according to Page Six, once claimed she’s on SnapChat “24/7”. Seems excessive, but it’s her life. She’s also energetically defended herself against people who criticized her for her generous use of lip fillers, which give her baboon butt mouth. Again, she’s an adult. We got to let her spend her tummy tea ad money however she likes. If she wants to walk around with a Honey Baked ham for a mouth, she’s free to do so. However, Brielle recently posted a picture of herself on Instagram from before she started sucking on burning hot tail pipes, as proof that she looks better now. That to me pretty much crosses the line from “let this woman do her thing” to “this woman might need an intervention for body dysmorphic disorder”, because that shit is delusional.

Brielle recently posted a series of “throwback” pictures of herself in her Instagram stories. She used one of those pictures to illustrate how turning her lips into pool noodles has improved her looks.

The before picture is the only picture I’ve seen of Brielle where she’s not trying to finger bang the camera with her eyes, or looking at herself. I spent some time reviewing Brielle’s IG stories and was grossed out by her seeming obsession with her face and appearance. As you know, I look at a LOT of young women’s Instagrams (that sounded bad. It’s research!), and Brielle’s is probably the most self-obsessed one I’ve ever seen. It literally gave me a tummy ache. Selfies at the club, selfies in bed, selfies at brunch, selfies on dates, selfies watching TV, selfies WHILE DRIVING, it’s endless. And that was just in her stories. Her feed is the same.

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Ready for brunch😝

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She would know. When she’s not taking a selfie, she’s posing for other people’s pictures. And all this time looking at herself, she’s never had epiphany I just had. Those over inflated inner tubes that these girls are sporting, are the equivalent of a clown nose, but for lips.

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Christmas morning @briellebiermann 🎁🎄☕️🕶

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Honk, honk!

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