I’m not sure if rappers Soulja Boy and Future share a therapist and that therapist was off this week or whatever, because they’ve been giving their thoughts on shit to interviewers instead of a counselor. First, Soulja Boy gave a very meme-worthy interview with The Breakfast Club that still has people ready to call a reverend to lay hands on him. Now we have Ciara‘s ex-mess Future opening up his mouth to bash her and her NFL quarterback husband Russell Wilson once again because that’s what salty ex’s do when they have to be constantly reminded just how trashy they are on a daily basis.
Future, who is currently promoting his new album The WIZRD, floated his constantly high ass over to do an interview with longtime friend Big Bank Black on Apple Music’s Beats 1 Radio. During the interview, according to Complex, Future unleashed his true feelings regarding Ciara and Russell. Every time he talks about them, I picture his voice cracking with a twinge of “baby baby PLEASE come back!”, because that’s how all shitty exes sound. Everyone knows that the two of them will probably never braid each other’s hair at sleepovers again and have had many back-and-forth battles in the public eye. Future didn’t hold back on how he felt about Russell’s lack of keeping his pimp hand strong with his woman. When asked directly what he thought of Ciara’s husband, Future led with the always classy response, “He do exactly what she tell him to do.” And then he moved onto a new subject. Just kidding! He’s a douche, so he said more things to support his claim.
“He not being a man in that position. He not tellin’ her, ‘Chill out with that on the internet. Don’t even talk to him. I’m your husband! You better not even bring Future’s name up!’ If that was me, she couldn’t even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn’t even bring her exes’ names up. I don’t what they gave you […] Don’t give that shit no energy.”
Okay Future, you’re sounding real Ike Turner-ish. His drama with Ciara aside, Future also spoke about legal issues with his former producer/friend Rocko, his disapproval of podcast host Joe Budden and his dislike for Wendy Williams, who has constantly blasted him for being a wizard who casts jizz spells over women that produce children but never engagement rings.
“Man, the Wendy Williams situation, the only thing I was mad about her, putting my kid’s mother up that don’t want to be in the limelight,” he said. “[…] They’re not entertainers. Only time people know them is from me. If you see them responding, it’s because they want to respond. You can put her up. You can put them up. But don’t put the ones who ain’t responding. It’s two girls you’re putting on that list that don’t even never do social media.”
Pass me my crystal ball so I can read Future’s fortune. Hmmm….I’m seeing more kids, more jabs at the Wilson’s and more bitterness than a cup full of lemon juice and salt. In other words, the future is looking bright for you son! Just a word of advice as you move forward:we don’t care.