Nikki Sixx’s 60-Year-Old Jizz Has Still Got It (Even After He Got A Vasectomy Years Ago)

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Seen above looking like a Bizzaro World Megan Fox and Billy Ray Cyrus, Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe and his 33-year-old wife of about four years, Courtney Sixx, are getting ready to slather their first baby in a leopard print onesie, a leather headband, and White Rain hairspray. Scratch that last one, actually. This is Nikki Sixx’s kid we’re talking about. That baby is going to secrete White Rain hairspray from their head pores, naturally. Nikki and Courtney have let the world know that she’s got his fifth baby brewing in her womb, even though he got his baby batter tube snipped years ago.

Nikki gave the news to People, and he seems really excited about inhaling baby diarrhea fumes and getting slobbered on during the time when most 60 year olds are basking in the glory of being in a kids-free house by doing whatever the hell they want (read: drink wine directly out of the box while watching a Dateline NBC marathon in their panties).

“What a great way to start off 2019 for Courtney and me. I am so excited knowing that I’m not going to be touring during the pregnancy, which makes it even more special. My wife is going to make the most amazing mom ever and our whole family is beyond excited.”

Nikki has three kids with his first wife Brandi Brandt (27-year-old Gunner Nicholas, 23-year-old Decker Nilsson, and 24-year-old Storm Brieanne). Nikki made his fourth kid, 18-year-old Frankie-Jean, with his second wife Donna D’Errico. I’m sure they’re thrilled about having to split that Mötley Crüe money five ways now.

As for the cutting of his fetus-making machine, Nikki told Howard Stern in 2007 that he got a vasectomy after his marriage to Donna ended, because he no longer wanted to travel with a diaper bag. Nikki also said at the time that he was never going to get married again, and joked that he was going to have a second snip surgery to make sure his dick really can’t shoot out babies. Nikki obviously changed his mind, and reversed that shit, or that crucifix over his dick (see: pic above) cumpelled Christ to make his testes produce sperm again. Who knows, but I do know that Nikki is probably going to bust out a sixth baby, just so he can name it Sixx Sixx Sixx.

Pic: Wenn.com

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