Just because Mickey Mouse’s former bottom bitch Miley Cyrus got married last month doesn’t mean she immediately retired to a room to lay down and make babies with her husband Liam Hemsworth. Although, technically that would make her a fool since most people would take the entire year off just to spend all their time locked away with their legs wide open playing a perverted version of The Hunger Games with Liam called If You’re Hungry Eat This! Perhaps that’s just my fast ass, so pay me no mind. Miley shot down a rumor that she’s pregnant brought the most famous bitch on the planet into it.
OK! Australia claimed that Miley is pregnant with a baby girl. So in an attempt to pay homage to the most famous egg on Instagram, Miley took to her Twitter to let everyone know there are no little Li-Ley babies on the horizon.
I’m not “ Egg-xpecting” but it’s “Egg-celent” to hear everyone is so “ Happy For Us” …. we’re happy for us too! “Egg-cited” for this next chapter in our lives…. Now , can everyone leave me alone and go back to staring at an egg. pic.twitter.com/uPya87cDSz
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) January 17, 2019
There you have it! Miley is not knocked up YET. So sadly, Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t have a baby to blame when he farts during a family portrait. Blame on his Taco Bell Party Pack and Corn Pops! diet.
And here’s Miley hillbilly hollerin’ at last night’s Chris Cornell tribute while wearing a goth raver’s version of sweatpants.