Miley Cyrus Wants You To Know That She Is NOT Pregnant

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Just because Mickey Mouse’s former bottom bitch Miley Cyrus got married last month doesn’t mean she immediately retired to a room to lay down and make babies with her husband Liam Hemsworth. Although, technically that would make her a fool since most people would take the entire year off just to spend all their time locked away with their legs wide open playing a perverted version of The Hunger Games with Liam called If You’re Hungry Eat This! Perhaps that’s just my fast ass, so pay me no mind. Miley shot down a rumor that she’s pregnant brought the most famous bitch on the planet into it.

OK! Australia claimed that Miley is pregnant with a baby girl. So in an attempt to pay homage to the most famous egg on Instagram, Miley took to her Twitter to let everyone know there are no little Li-Ley babies on the horizon.

There you have it! Miley is not knocked up YET. So sadly, Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t have a baby to blame when he farts during a family portrait. Blame on his Taco Bell Party Pack and Corn Pops! diet.

And here’s Miley hillbilly hollerin’ at last night’s Chris Cornell tribute while wearing a goth raver’s version of sweatpants.


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